One day a little girl with golden ringlets in her hair - wrapped in a blue bow, and wearing a ruffled blue dress, was relaxing in her Lazy Boy chair watching her favorite channel, Nickelodeon. Her mother brought out a bowl of cream of wheat, after unsuccessfuly trying to get her to eat curds and whey.
[Note from little girl: Hey you try to eat that stuff, then you'll see why I picked the cream of
wheat!]
Needless to say the mother was weary from the battle, so she didn't even bother to make the daughter sit at the kitchen table, like all good little kids are supposed to do.
[Note from little
girl: Why be a good little kid? It's boooooorrrrrrrring!]
Anyways this little brat er little girl was engrossed watching her favorite character from Rugrats, Angelica. When suddenly a big, ugly, furry spider was crawling up beside her.
[Note from little girl - Hey I want cookies! Angelica always
loves cookies!]
Apparently she didn't even notice this hairy creature was right beside her! So the spider starts crawling up this girl's leg, when with a sneer the little girl taunted the spider - "You take one more step, Mr. Spider and it's Hasta la Vista to you!". So quickly she takes out a can; of Raid and douses Mr. Spider with it. With his dying words, Mr. Spider gaspingly said, "Why did you do that for *cough*, I was just about to leave, since you didn't have any *cough* curds and whey!"
[Note from little girl - this spider makes all the excuses just to get to my cream of wheat! Nobody in their right mind likes
curds and whey!]